The golden years

In case you are wondering how you will spend your glorious retirement years, I will tell you. I have seen the future, and it is this: You will spend nearly every waking hour losing shit, arguing with your spouse about who lost it and where, then finding it. You will do this over and over until it drives you mad. And if you subscribe to two newspapers and get a lot of junk mail, your lost-and-found madness will be increased exponentially. It's a little bit of hell right here on god's green earth.