Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Old lady in her nightie

Is there anything more embarrassing than being caught in your nightie at 7 p.m. by the UPS guy? On Tuesdays I get ready for bed early because on Wednesdays I get up at 5 so I can get to work by 7. I made so many excuses to the poor UPS guy tonight—“Really, I’m not this pathetic. I never go to bed this early”—that by the time I signed for the package, he was saying things like “Honestly, it’s o.k. I don’t think you’re pathetic at all. Really, don’t worry about it.”

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