Maybe it's just me, but is there anything funnier than little boys talking trash? More from the mixed-up files of my son J:
* "I'm going to tell Alex that he's so crazy that his ass goes pee and his penis goes poop!"
* J to M: Nice butt, Mom!
* J: Here Mommy, I'm going to kiss your bosom [kisses my bottom]
M: That's not my bosom.
J: Too late! I already kissed it!
* J: Sexy! Sexy! Sexy!
Alex: Don't say that word when girls are around.
J: Why not? My mom doesn't mind.
Alex: Do you know what "sex" means?
J: No, what?
* [Talking to himself] "Nobody's perfect, you know."